Jokes: LTL SHOPPING HAZARD...
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CAT BOAT
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LTL SHOPPING HAZARD...
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2/7/2008 3:40:20 PM
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LTL WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN. NAUTI WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, "YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS OPEN." NOT A PHRASE THAT LTL WOULD NORMALLY USE (BECAUSE FOLKS DON'T USE IT MUCH ON THE LAKEMARTIN FORUM), HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING A BIT (PROBABLY ALOT) PUZZLED.
WHEN LTL WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, DIRTDIVA CAME UP AND SAID, "YOUR FLY IS OPEN." LTL ZIPPED UP AND FINISHED HIS SHOPPING. AT THE CHECKOUT, HE INTENTIONALLY GOT IN THE LINE WHERE NAUGHTI WAS THAT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS "BARRACKS DOOR." LTL WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH NAUGHTI, SO WHEN HE REACHED THE COUNTER HE SAID, "WHEN YOU SAW MY BARRACKS DOOR OPEN, DID YOU SEE A BIG STRONG MARINE STANDING IN THERE AT ATTENTION?" NAUGHTI (NATURALLY SMARTER THAN LTL) THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID, "NO, NO I DIDN'T. ALL I SAW WAS A DISABLED VETERAN SITTING ON A COUPLE OF OLD DUFFEL BAGS."
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