Name:   MartiniMan - Subject:   Here’s the transcript of the call Date:   7/10/2021 1:41:30 PM

Dementia Joe (DJ):  Vlad old buddy, it's Joe.

VP: Joe who?

DJ: Joe Biden.

VP:  Joe Biteme?

DJ: No,  heh, heh....Joe Biden, ya know, President of the U.S.

VP: Oh ya, can I speak to Dr. Jill or Kamala?  I can't waste my time on a senile figure head.

DJ:  Now c'mon man!  I've got my note cards right here so you can talk to me.  Besides, Jill is listening in just in case I screw this up.  Oh man, now I'm all messed up...where was I?  (Whispering voice in the background..."skip the next two cards and get this over with.  It's almost time for your pudding and a nap").  Uh, ok....now listen up Vlad....

VP:  It's President Putin to you Joey.

DJ:  Well OK, I guess, um, er....oh look, a butterfly by the window....look, its right over.....  What?  Oh yeah, so listen up Mr. President, I need to give you a stern talking to about these ransom weird attacks....what?  Oh yeah, ransomware...whatever the heck that means.

VP:  Joe, I really have no idea what you're talking about but we aren't behind those.  You can trust me.

DJ:  Oh, OK...well thanks for the time and great talking to.....what?  Oh ya, it says right here you would deny involvement and when you do I need to go to card 5....oops, oh damn....I dropped them and they're all messed up...what the heck do I do now?  (Frantic whispering and noise in the background)....oh ya, here it is.  This is the stern part right?  Or does that come later? (More whispering)

VP:  Joe, while you're sorting this all out I wanted to remind you that we have all sorts of interesting things about you and that kid of yours...

DJ:  C'mon man, I don't have any kids!  (Whispering in the background).  Huh?  Oh yeah...him.  Speaking of him, has he given me my share of the art sales yet?  That dang kid is such a mess!  What?  Oh yeah...Putin....now listen here, you can't threaten me like that!

VP:  OK Joe, let me go ahead and leak some of the more interesting info to the American press....oh, wait a second....not the American press since they are your lap dogs.... Hey, I know, I'll share it with Tucker Carlson when he interviews me.

DJ:  Now hold on a second....there's ne reason to do something like that.  I'm sure we can work this out.  How about this idea, I tell the press I gave you a stern lecture and you don't deny it and we are all set.  The media will do what we tell them or they won't get happy birthday sung to them by my press secretary.  How's that work?

VP:  That will work.....now I have pressing matters to attend to.

DJ: Yeah sure...well great talking to you and have a swell day.

VP:  Yeah, you too....and hey Joe....next time have the real President call me.

DJ:  You mean Kamala or Dr. Jill?

VP:  Whatever....click.