Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   New Hosptal Wing Date:   7/10/2018 9:35:15 AM

     One day when a new wing was being built on the Catholic hospital the Mother Superior went to see the construction foreman.

   "You simply must do something about your men's language", she complained.

    "Well Sister, I would like to but these are earthy men. They call a spade a spade."

    "No they don't,"she said, "They call it a **%$# shovel!"