Three guys decided to slip into the Olympics by pretending to be athletes. The first picked up a manhole and walked up to he gate guard and said, " Atkins, England. Discus." "Pass." said the guard. The second put a long pole on his shoulder and told the guard, "Johnson, America. Pole vault." "Pass." The third one put a roll of barbed wire under his arm, walked up to the gate and said, Polanski, Poland. Fencing.: