Name:   architect - Subject:   Terrible accident in Possum Gap Date:   8/22/2018 9:11:37 AM

After a terrible accident the county coroner needs some one to possitively identify the remains found in the wreck.  It is assumed it is Bubby since it is his car.  Bubba's 2 best friends, Zeke and Cletus are brought in to try to make the ID.  Zeke takes a look and says ''Lordy his face shore is tore up. Ah ain't shore, tarn'em over fer me.''  The remains are turned over ''Nope, this here ain't Bubba.''.  Cletus is called in to give a 2d opinion.  ''Hells bells Doc, this ole boy is messed up s'bad ah can't tell ye nuthin 'bout im.  How bout tarning em over.'' Again the corpse is flipped.  ''Ain't no way this is bubba." The coroner is perplexed.  ''If you don't mind, how can you make such a statement only after we turn the body?'' ''Waal Doc ah needs ta see his backside.  Ye see ole Bubba had 2 azzholes!'' The coroner is incredulous.  ''How do you know that, have you ever seen them?  ''Jes whut kinda feller ye thank ah am Doc?  Haal no ah ain't never seen um but ever time me an Zeke an Bubba walked into the 'Little Jug roadhouse'  ever body'd looked up an says 'Here come old Bubba with them 2 azzholes.'!''