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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Push it a little further!
	Date:	7/23/2011 6:14:15 PM (updated 7/23/2011 6:16:48 PM)

Ben and Bernise, who are in their 80's and both widowed, begin "dating" after meeting during a social event at their assisted living community. The relationship grows more serious over several months. Finally they begin to talk Marriage. Up until then there has been nothing "physical" between them but Ben is very interested about the prospects of sex. Finally after working up his courage with a couple of drinks he broaches the subject..."Bernise we are in love and thinking marriage so we need to be open to each other, I'm sure you agree. My darling once we are married how do you feel about sex?" Bernise blushes and says "Well my darling when it comes to sex I would answer 'infrequently'." Ben pauses a few moments with a puzzled look. Finally he responds "You say infrequently...ugh, is that one word or two?"

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This one may be puushing the envelope - LonghornBoater - 7/21/2011 3:39:56 PM

Push it a little further! - architect - 7/23/2011 6:14:15 PM

Push it a little further! - HubCap - 7/23/2011 8:35:17 PM

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