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	Name:	ChrisCraft -
	Subject:	I thought
	Date:	7/28/2005 2:47:18 AM

Horseflies are (and always have been) a part of summers at the lake. We also deal with them by the pool across the creek into Ga. They only bite beautiful, sweet, submissive women and testosterone flooded men. Yes, they were bred in Ga because those are the only types of humanoids found over here. You won't find them in Mississippi...:)
Here's a true tip.....let them land on you and begin to bite and you can easily slap them dead. It's pretty cool to catch them inside your cabin and pull their heads off and let them fly around banging into everything. Their pretty dumb as far as flies go. If they're eating, they're easy pickin's.
Isn't summer the best? Have the Mayflies swarmed yet?

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