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	Name:	Bob -
	Subject:	LTL is the mayor...
	Date:	5/22/2007 7:47:35 PM

I think it was OSMS that said it but LTL must be the Mayor...nothing else explains this guy. I think Bamaonthelake may be a good candidate for local politics since he now lives there. A few things you will have to do first to garner the votes of the fine locals like LTL:

1. Immediately buy a trailer...do not remove tires
2. Grow a beard and start dipping...smoking Marlboro reds will do just fine as well
3. Start drinking Old Milwaukee and be sure to throw said cans along the road. Better yet, just toss em thru your sliding glass window in the pickup so they can then blow out on the highway.
4. Build a fine red wood deck off the back of the trailer...deposit more cans for ambiance
5. Never again sell a vehicle...yard decoration in Tallapoosa county
6. If you do not already beat your wife (common law is a must) begin doing so immediately..particularly after Dale Earnhardt junior is knocked out of a race (really beat her if it was Jeff Gordon who wins) or another painful crimson tide loss.
7. Buy six dogs of random origin...do NOT bother with spaying or neutering
8. Cover trailer windows with sheets and towels...do not match anything
9. Never...and I repeat never...wear a shirt or belt outside the home while doing any type of outside work (such as maintenance on one of the automobile decorations) exceptions made in winter where a nice flannel plaid will suffice...
10. Learn to cook all varieties of "Hamburger Helper" and serve nightly

Just a few tips for you Bamaonthelake...follow this advice and you are well on your way. Mix in some time down at city hall poking fun at those "rich b@ast@rds from Atlanta " who are buying up all the lake property and you are a cinch. Tell LTL I said Hi!

By the way if you don't get the humor here and insincerity of this post I apologize :)

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LTL is the mayor... - Bob - 5/22/2007 7:47:35 PM

LTL is the mayor... - LifeTime Laker - 5/22/2007 7:54:15 PM

LTL is the mayor... - Bob - 5/22/2007 9:24:07 PM

No Bob it wasn't funny - LifeTime Laker - 5/22/2007 9:32:06 PM

No Bob it wasn't funny - Bob - 5/22/2007 9:47:16 PM

No Bob it wasn't funny - waterbug - 5/22/2007 10:40:18 PM

LMAO - CAT BOAT - 5/23/2007 8:57:26 AM

Boy CAT, - Osms - 5/23/2007 9:11:28 AM

Boy CAT, - CAT BOAT - 5/23/2007 9:42:57 AM

Boy CAT, - Bob - 5/23/2007 10:14:44 AM

Hey CAT, Bob - Osms - 5/23/2007 5:11:24 PM

LTL is the mayor... - autiger - 5/23/2007 7:34:22 PM

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