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Name:   Old Diver The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   The Weekend
Date:   12/17/2015 8:22:35 PM

   A well dressed old man with one of those trophy girl friends walked into a jewelry store late one Friday afternoon.

   "I would like to see some really nice rings", he said.

   Reaching into the showcase the salesman produced one. "This one is 10K," he said.

   "That's nice," the old man said, "But I would like to see something better,"

   Going to the safe the salesman produced another. "This one is 30K," he said.

   "I'll take it ," the old man said. "It's late on a Friday and the banks are closed. Suppose I give you a check and pick it up Monday."

    Monday the old man walked into the store. "What the hell are you trying to pull?' the salesman said! "You don't have 30K in your checking account."

   "Yeh, I know," the old man said, "But let me tell you about my weekend!"
   

   

 

 

 

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