Name:   Lifer - Subject:   wonderful Detroit Date:   12/25/2015 2:43:52 PM

A guy got on a flight headed go Detroit. His seat mate noticed he seemed shaken and scared. He ask the guy if he was scared to fly and the guy said no, he was being transferred to Detroit and knew how bad crime is there. The fellow tells him to relax, that he had lived in Detroit all his life. He told him to find a house in a nice neighborhood go to work, keep his nose clean and everything would be fine. The nervous guy said thanks, he felt better about it since they talked. He asked the Detroit native what he did for a living. The detroiter replied he is a "tail gunner on a Budweiser delivery truck".