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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	3 clean jokes and 2 borderline
	Date:	10/31/2011 7:10:55 PM (updated 10/31/2011 7:13:43 PM)

1/   A woman comes home, runs into the house shouting "I won the lottery, pack your bags!" Her husband jumps for joy and replies "That's fantastic! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The wife replies "Doesn't matter to me...just get out of my house."

2/   Marriage is a contractural relationship between 2 people where one party is always right and the other is a husband.

3/   A polish immigrant goes to the DMV for a driver's license. Included in the process is a vision exam. The examiner puts up a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. The examiner asks "Can you read this?" "Can I read it? Of course I can, he's my cousin."

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1/ After several hours of wild sex with a women he met in a bar, a guy notices a photo of a man on her bed table. He is a bit wary and nervous "Um...Is that your husband?" he asks

"No silly." she says a snuggles closer.

"A boyfriend then?"

"No of course not." she whispers as she nibbles his ear.

"Is it your brother or maybe your dad?"

"No, no, no...you are really hot when you are jealous!"

"Well who the he// is it then?" he demands.

"Why...that's me before the surgery."......

2/   One day a man comes home to find his wife laying in bed wearing a very skimpy nightie. "Tie me up!" she purrs into his ear "And then do anything that you want to!" So he tied her up and went to play golf.

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3 clean jokes and 2 borderline - architect - 10/31/2011 7:10:55 PM

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