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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	In vino veritas
	Date:	5/4/2013 4:33:02 PM

Alcohol is never the answer, but it can sure help you forget there was a question.

At my age I need 2 sets of glasses...One to see with and the other to hold my Jack Daniels.

Coffee keeps you busy and wide awake until the keg is delivered.

I tried cooking with wine last night and it did not go well...after a bottle and a half I forgot why I was even sitting on the floor in the kitchen.

Mother's day is coming up. Give mom a nice bottle of wine...after all you're the reason she started drinking.

You may consider the glass half empty and I may consider it half full. No matter which is correct it means there is room for more.

Psychiatrists advise you to never keep anything bottled up...open it and have a swig.

Some liquor is now cheaper than gasoline, so drink and don't drive.

The two most important steps in enjoying wine:
1/ open the bottle and let the wine breathe.
2/ if it appears it is not breathing, try mouth to mouth.

CHEERS!!

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