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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Vacation
	Date:	12/7/2013 7:33:26 PM (updated 12/7/2013 7:39:24 PM)

Cletus and Clabus are sitting on the courthouse square in Possum Gap one fine spring day passing the jug of white likker.

Cletus   "Wail Clabus is you a planning to go on air vacashun is summer."

Clabus  " Ah shore wud lak to, but Ah don kno whar. Three year ago hit wuz New York City an Ah had a mighty fine time. Got ta see the Stature uv Liberty, at air Ampire State Buildin and went ta one uv them dam Yankees baseball games. Corse hit costed too dang much an rat atter Ah gits home ma wife finds out she's pregnant. Las year San Fransizgo. Now at wus a nice trip too. Got to go ta Alkatraz prison, see them big ole Redwood trees and them funny people in at Hate-Assberry sekshun uv town. Wail, at trip left me dang near broke too and of corse, you know, same thang agin...git home and she's pregnant."

Cletus   "Maybe ye kin find sum whar closer ta home lak Ashville or Atlanter. You go sum whar closer lak at an maybe hit'll be cheap enuff ye kin afford ta take ye wife wif ye this time."

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Vacation - architect - 12/7/2013 7:33:26 PM

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