Grilling & Recipes: Uylessis can't cook

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	Name:	Ulysses E. McGill -
	Subject:	Uylessis can't cook
	Date:	11/6/2012 7:44:04 PM

Larry and I have an open offer to feed the Cat and this has caused him a psychological dilemma. He knows what we have to offer, but if he partakes "Cat Food" will never satisfy his furry lil' tummy again. This would lead to severe depression when Larry is Island hopping and I'm out flying. Depression would cause him to stalk Guy Fieri in search of an acceptable meal at the best diners and dives. Guy (being a devout dog lover) would undoubtedly be unnerved by said stalking and have Cat arrested. Upon arrest, we're talking prison food and prison food would be the ultimate torture thus leading to starvation. The moral? You won't starve if you stick with Cat food, but it will make you grumpy on the forum.