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	Name:	CAT BOAT -
	Subject:	Advice column by CAT.....
	Date:	9/12/2007 6:25:50 PM

Dear CAT BOAT:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off
for jug fishing leaving my husband in the trailer park watching the
price is right. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred
yards down the lake when my Evinrude conked out and
the boat shuddered and quickly came off plane. I swam back to the trailer park using my orange lifevest to float on. When I busted up in the trailer I couldn't believe my eyes. He was
pimpin' in front of the closet mirror dressed in my
thongs and leather boots, and he was wearing my
make up. I am 52, my husband aka. LTL is 54 and we have been
married off and on for tweny five years. When I confronted LTL, he
quickly put in his teeth and tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie
because he couldn't find his own stanky underwear. The a**hole even accused me of not washing them for months on end. He knows the washer is sitting on the front porch and he knows how to use it. But when I
asked him about the make up, LTL broke down and
admitted that he'd been wearing my thongs and boots for six
years. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he
says he has been feeling increasingly ugly and
worthless. I love LTL very much, but ever since I gave
LTL the ultimatum he has become increasingly nasty and will not bath and clean himself.

I don't feel I can get through to LTLanymore. Can
you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. LTL

(O.K. Somebody else take it from here)
I am sure I will pay dearly for this.

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