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Mack
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How Does One Man>>>
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2/2/2013 5:45:39 PM
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convince his wife that a perfectly lovely 96' Harris FlotDek with zero wrong that will run@ 55MPH all day,,blah/blah,,, convince her that we need to sell it and buy a 24' pontoon boat + @ $20K????
Any suggestions??
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You come home and say "honey, guess what I just bought for you!"
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copperline
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2/2/2013 7:36:03 PM
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Tell her that without your zip sled boat, you probably won't be able control the urge to buy a motorcycle or a 2-seat convertible pocket rocket any longer.
And get her agreement in writing before she has a chance to talk to her girlfriends......
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rude evin
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2/2/2013 8:26:58 PM
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Easy one...........just calculate how much of your soul she already owns, and then commit what ever is left toward a great gift of a pontoon for her! Now............if you are already overcommitted.........well..........you may just want to go ahead and polish up that '96 Harris FloteDec for the spring.........!
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GoneFishin
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2/2/2013 9:21:34 PM
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Whoa, you need to retrain your wife so she is on a need to know basis. And, this is just one of those lifetime deals that she don't need to know about. After she finds out tell her the truth. You became a member of the progressive party of Obama and the government sent you your free gift. If she still doesn't buy it, come back for the advance course.
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Maverick
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2/2/2013 11:34:20 PM
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Tell her is a guy thing and/or midlife crisis, then if she does not like that tell her fine I will take it back and go buy the Harley. If she loves you you get the pontoon, if not, you get the Harley.
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lakngulf
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2/3/2013 8:31:45 AM
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A Harley on pontoons. If Scrushy was still in the neighborhood he would want one of those, along with Henley. I can just see it now: Scrushy, Henley and Mack cruising Parker Creek on their Pontoon Hogs.
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CAT BOAT
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Easy one...
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2/3/2013 8:38:08 AM
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When I get the old one in the shop for repair, I'll make it a "No Brainer", and send you home with a new South Bay Pontoon. Are you SURE there isn't much wrong with the old one?????
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George
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2/4/2013 9:28:25 AM
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I have a friend that bought a motorcycle. A year later he traded it in on a bigger motorcycle. It sat in the garage for days before the wife noticed it was a different color. My point, if you get the same color, you're home free.
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