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Name:   Maverick - Email Member
Subject:   jawjagal - CATS Website Pics
Date:   2/21/2006 8:42:55 PM

You better go check out Cats webstie at

http://www.cathouseperformancemarine.com/

Here is what he has posted under JAW GONE WILD link, copied it directly from his website

FOR NUDE PICS OF JAW

(click here)




URL: Cat House Performance Marine

Name:   CAT BOAT - Email Member
Subject:   jawjagal - CATS Website Pics
Date:   2/21/2006 9:40:38 PM

JAW, you did click on it didnt you? Check your browser, it should work! It is working for everyone else!



Name:   CAT BOAT - Email Member
Subject:   jawjagal - CATS Website Pics
Date:   2/21/2006 9:57:55 PM

The funniest one is when I gave you that cathouse t-shirt, and you put it on right there in the bar.. that was classic caught on camara! I thought I was gone fall out laughing.



Name:   Maverick - Email Member
Subject:   jaws - You Better Call a Truce
Date:   2/21/2006 10:39:16 PM

If you have not been to CATs website he now has a password protected site with the uncensored pictures from the party posted.

He gave the password to myself, Feb, Fountain Rider, Lakefun, Party Naked and several others this evening on Live Chat.

After seeing the pictures I would strongly suggest you contact Cat and call I truce -- as there are some rather revealing pictures you probably do not want others seeing.

Just thought I would give you a head up. Sorry Cat, did not think pictures were in the best of taste.




Name:   jawjagal - Email Member
Subject:   jaws - You Better Call a Truce
Date:   2/22/2006 9:08:34 AM

I am a 52 (going on 53 in June), overweight, tired school teacher. If someone wants to look at those kind of pictures with a description like that, be my guest. Since it won't be a pretty sight, it won't last long.



Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   jaws - You Better Call a Truce
Date:   2/22/2006 10:12:11 AM

Good response Jawjagal. The sad part is those looking at the pictures are far worse for the years of wear and tear themselves. I have also seen most of those men topless on Cat's site, and it is a real sad state of affairs. You are a far more repectable looking Lady. You also seem to take much better care of your skin. Did you see the faces of Cat and Scharab Man in the one picture? When you enlarged the picture, it was a rather gut wrenching sight of what sun, wind and other elements have done to their faces.

The way for you to really get even with Cat and hurt his pride the most is to post your score on the "Boating Reflex Test". I am comfortable at the 59 MPH mark, but Cat is not satisfied with the 75 MPH mark. Go Figure.



Name:   CAT BOAT - Email Member
Subject:   o.k. jaw wins
Date:   2/22/2006 10:20:40 AM

Talk about throwing water on my joke. You just put the fire out completely. lol. Maverick made me do it.



Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   o.k. jaw wins
Date:   2/22/2006 11:21:06 AM

Yes, but recognize we do not have to follow Maverick lead until his score on the Boating Reflex Test has been certified. Scores at over the 60 MPH mark have to be certified. Certification can be accomplished by either visual evidence (digital photo of screen score) or a notorized witness sworn statement. Your and Maverick's scores will have to be certified. I must note that neither of your claimed scores carried it out to the three decible points reflected of a true screen score.

There are some major players here that have not posted results. Where are the scores of lakeman, Gary, jlazc, RR, Jim, GoneFishin and numerous others. Bigfoot keeps posting lame excuses to include scalding his hands. I am not sure what a Little Rascal is, but maybe a bathtub with the stopper inserted knowing his recent plumbing problems. Some may require a restriction on their boater's license to underpowdered toon boats or relegated to powering their bass boats with only the trolling motors. Unsure as to the rules and how they relate to Houseboats, but I am sure RR will have to be tested and maybe even the speed of his barge without tug boat.



Name:   CAT BOAT - Email Member
Subject:   Idea....
Date:   2/22/2006 12:31:47 PM

I'll replace Jaw gone wild page with boat test results page, and can post pictures sent in by forum members of there computor monitor with their actual score! What do you think about that idea feb?



Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   Idea....
Date:   2/22/2006 12:47:42 PM

Good Idea. I wonder if I can repeat my high score. If I can't, I am screwed. Caught up in my own BigFoot trap.



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   o.k. jaw wins
Date:   2/22/2006 1:18:46 PM

A "Little Rascal" is one of those little scooters made for people who can't
walk. Top speed on those might be around 1 or 2 mph....have no fear, I'm going back in with a new resolve...will post my jet fighter qualifications
soon....



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   jaws - You Better Call a Truce
Date:   2/22/2006 1:26:14 PM

Oh, JAW, you are way, way too modest!



Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   Idea....
Date:   2/22/2006 1:58:07 PM

OK, I just sent a digital picture of my new mark of 71.297. Cat can post the picture in the Cathouse. I know it is not the best and/or jet fighter speed, but it is my personal best and documented by a picture. Maverick will have to calculate my new speed limit.

This ole man of 59 can still cut the mustard. So, put up or shut up as JIM would say. I dare think what I could of done when I was 33 (probably not playing with silly stuff like this). A legend in my own mind in the twilight of a mediocre existence. .



Name:   Maverick - Email Member
Subject:   Idea....Febs Top Speed
Date:   2/22/2006 2:11:40 PM

Feb - Your high score equates to 99 MPHs, you are now my co-pilot in the Cat, looks CAT still has to sit in the back.

Actually Cat's high score may not qualify him to even ride in the Cat.

LOL





Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   Idea....Febs Top Speed
Date:   2/22/2006 2:33:02 PM

Sad state of affairs, since he can afford it and we can't.

The way it sucks fuel, I would soon be sitting in the middle of the Lake at zero MPH. Wonder if it has a long handled paddle.



Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   o.k. jaw wins
Date:   2/22/2006 4:33:35 PM

As bad as my knees are getting, I might need one of those contraptions. Been thinking about the thing you stand on, has two wheels, and you lean on the handle bars. I think they go slightly faster. Might be enough of a breeze to do without air conditioning.



Name:   Ulysses E. McGill - Email Member
Subject:   Handicaps?
Date:   2/22/2006 7:04:20 PM

I went and tried, but am stuck in the 60 second range; all I have for control is the touchpad on my laptop (which is like trying to turn a fighter with rudders only). Next week, I'll try on my kids computer (with a mouse)and can hopefully do better......anyone else beat 60 seconds with a touchpad?



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   Handicaps?
Date:   2/22/2006 7:26:00 PM

..now I really feel inadequate......that is an incredible score with just a
keyboard.........



Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   Handicaps?
Date:   2/22/2006 7:48:58 PM

Hey BigFoot, You feel inadequate now - just wait until you see Mavericks new time of almost 19 minutes. I don't know how you can go that long without having to go to the bathroom. Incredible. I had one decent score, but my mean time is more like 50 seconds. Of course, I have not tried it with a lap top mouse. Must be a real handicap. I guess Maverick can beat me using his big toe.

Speaking of which - what is your best time so far?



Name:   Maverick - Email Member
Subject:   Handicaps?
Date:   2/22/2006 8:01:19 PM

jlazc:

1114.631 Seconds - Cat has screen shot and I forwarded to Feb, as my witness, in case Cat does not post on his website.

So based on the ratio of 1.38888 MPHs per second -- can I fly the Space Shuttle?

Way to beat game is figure out algorithm in terms of the blue block movement, and then you should be able to anticipate the blue blocks future location and movement within the board.

Suggestion: Just sit and hide in the corners of the white box until which time you anticipate the blue squares will be moving towards your corner, and then anticipate the next corner for safety and move accordingly. Sometimes the middle of the board is also safe.





Name:   Ulysses E. McGill - Email Member
Subject:   Handicaps?
Date:   2/22/2006 9:15:13 PM

Thats pretty much what I'm doing, but I have a hard time with accurate placement using this dam$ touchpad on my laptop...... I'll keep working on it. For now (and maybe later too) you are the King!



Name:   Ulysses E. McGill - Email Member
Subject:   BTW
Date:   2/22/2006 9:20:36 PM

Did you do that incredible time with a touch pad? If so, I don't think I'll ever have a chance of catching you.....you can be my wingman anytime.



Name:   Maverick - Email Member
Subject:   BTW
Date:   2/22/2006 9:26:31 PM

No with a mouse and another secret use a slow computer, boxes do not move as fast.

On my laptop 2.0gig with T1 connections blue boxes fly.

But on 1.0 gig desktop and DSL connection the blue boxes slow considerably.

Probably on a dial up the blue boxes are extremely slow, but do not know for sure.



Name:   Ulysses E. McGill - Email Member
Subject:   BTW
Date:   2/22/2006 9:36:57 PM

My laptop is fast and I'm using a high speed connection with no mouse, so I feel a little better....but you still have a great time.

Maybe I'll try dial-up to see if I can get an ego boost.



Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   BTW
Date:   2/23/2006 11:47:48 AM

Maybe, that partially explains my poor scores. I have a high speed processors and cable modem. My red box is like a b!tch dawg in heat and the blue boxes are coming at it like a wild pack of male dawgs even when I am able to get to the corners. More litters of pups than high scoring.



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   Handicaps?
Date:   2/23/2006 12:02:17 PM

actually, I haven't really given it my best....19 seconds...mine is cable modem also...but I know I can do much better



Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   Handicaps?
Date:   2/23/2006 11:20:56 PM

Well BigFoot, I have a little 12 ft. Sears aluminum john boat and a 3 & 1/2 Johnson motor I used for duck hunting years back. You and I will just have to paint "Little Rascal" on it and tool around the Lake.

We can dart around that "Bling It On" boat like an angry wasp while Cat is pumping gas in it.



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   Handicaps?
Date:   2/24/2006 9:14:34 AM

...and hope we are back on land when he puts the petal to the metal!







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