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Name:   CAT BOAT - Email Member
Subject:   Disapointed!!!!!
Date:   7/13/2007 7:58:04 PM

About two weeks ago, I was in Wal-mart and purchased two "Hose Hang-outs". I mounted them on the wall, one is front of the shop, and one at the back/side of the shop (On the outside of the building of course, next to the water faucet.) They clearly read "Hose Hang out" on them. Every morning, and every afternoon, I check the hos' hang out! There is NO ho' anywhere near it! Don't buy one of these. It does not attract ho's, and none will be hanging around anywhere near it. I was hoping it would attract some, but it don't work. I have tried different lighting at night, and even placed a fan blowing on it during the day. Even iced' down a cooler of beer and placed close to it, and still, NO HO"S. Don't waste your money on the "Ho's hang out". IT DON'T WORK. Has anyone else tried this product? If so, did it work, and where did you mount it? Do you have to bait it with anything? I am at a loss here. Any info would help. They were $20 bucks a piece. Thanks for any info you can provide.




Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   Disapointed!!!!!
Date:   7/13/2007 8:10:32 PM

The below link should help.

You may need more help than the link provides you.

I am going to have ALSCN contact DeeDee and explain to her how to attach a microwave oven to your left ankle and drop you in the deepest hole in Lake Martin. This is what is called for if you are looking for ho's .

Another extremetity of your body will most likely be hooked to the securest portion of your boat.

URL: Customer Serviced And Not You.

Name:   CAT BOAT - Email Member
Subject:   Disapointed!!!!!
Date:   7/13/2007 9:55:17 PM

False Advertising. That is all I have to say. Surely, somebody has bought/purchased this product and it not worked!!!!!! I am very upset about it... Even now, there is not one person, (Ho) at the "Hos' hang out" .



Name:   TUB - Email Member
Subject:   Disapointed!!!!!
Date:   7/13/2007 10:32:07 PM

Ho Recipe
1- Bottle of cheap wine or champagne
1- Carton of Marlboro Light 100's
1- money clip full of Ben Franklin's



Name:   TUB - Email Member
Subject:   Disapointed!!!!!
Date:   7/13/2007 10:38:29 PM

The above Ho recipe works ,100% full proof.
That is how I got my first wife.



Name:   Clearwater Marine - Email Member
Subject:   Disapointed!!!!!
Date:   7/13/2007 10:58:02 PM

is that cooler full of iced down beer still there?:)



Name:   babygirl - Email Member
Subject:   Disapointed!!!!!
Date:   7/13/2007 11:20:19 PM

U are not right. That was not nice!!!!



Name:   TUB - Email Member
Subject:   Disapointed!!!!!
Date:   7/13/2007 11:32:21 PM

Tub does'nt hold back.Babygirl you should know that.



Name:   LifeTime Laker - Email Member
Subject:   Cat you know better!!
Date:   7/14/2007 7:55:04 AM

Now really, all I can say is location, location, location. Even if it had of worked just what quality HO did you think it would attract hanging them outside the shop like that, especially in the BACK!! Come on now. Here Is my suggestion, go buy another and place it strategically on the back of that shiny fast boat of yours. Be sure to relocate that loaded cooler there too. I can just about guarantee better results. I mean, after all, everybody knows THE HO's LOVE THE BLING!!



Name:   Ulysses E. McGill - Email Member
Subject:   Now that may work!! (NT)
Date:   7/14/2007 10:45:40 AM





Name:   CAT BOAT - Email Member
Subject:   Now that may work!! (NT)
Date:   7/14/2007 10:49:04 AM

LTL, Thanks for the great idea! I'll try that today and see what the results are. LMAO



Name:   LifeTime Laker - Email Member
Subject:   I'll Be on standby...
Date:   7/14/2007 10:56:46 AM

.. in case you get more than you can handle. Remember, this time last year you were convalescing.....lol.

I think I may go to Wally World and buy all they got, not that I would profiteer or anything like that....lol.



Name:   Chevy4x4 - Email Member
Subject:   this might have been...
Date:   7/16/2007 3:23:09 PM

the funniest thing i've read in ages.

you aint right putty tat



Name:   Maverick - Email Member
Subject:   I Agree Chevy 4x4
Date:   7/16/2007 5:40:35 PM

Kitty Kitty's medicine must have been misallocated at the pharmacy instead of 100mg they gave him 10,000mg. Or maybe mixing the heart medicine with his new Viagra prescription is going to his head - LOL.

We need DD's email address so she can see Cat's posts and check his medicines as something ain't right with that boy. Must be working to hard and not playing enough on the lake.







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