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Name:	LifeTime Laker -	Reply
Subject:	Tour of Andromeda
Date:	9/10/2007 5:37:15 PM

I took my tin foil hat off for a few minutes and was flooded with messages from the LMAB (Lake Martin Alien Base). It seems they monitor the forum. They have offered me and Jim Dandy a tour of the Andromeda Galaxy if we can deliver JIM to them for study. Apparently he doesn't emit enough brain waves for them to lock on to. They are wondering how he is capable of carrying out his ADL (that's activities of daily living JIM) with such low brain function.

So Jim Dandy, or anyone else interested, if you have any ideas on capturing JIM in exchange for a nice guided tour of the stars just email me and we will work out details. Well anybody but CAT anyway. If you remember their TV show, ALF, they LOVE the taste of cats. Plus they say that when we truly enter the 'space age' we will understand the obvious deficiencies in the 'catamaran style' of craft. They figure anyone who would advocate for such craft must be deficient also.

Name:	flathead -	Reply
Subject:	Tour of Andromeda
Date:	9/10/2007 5:44:26 PM

I can't understand why people have had such a problem with my posts after I read yours. Are you crazy or just trying to be funny???

Name:	JIM -	Reply
Subject:	Tour of Andromeda
Date:	9/10/2007 5:48:42 PM

BOTH

Name:	CAT BOAT -	Reply
Subject:	Tour of Andromeda
Date:	9/10/2007 9:05:45 PM

D@mn right crazy is all I can say. H3ll, I was gonna sign up. I claim discrimination.

Name:	Jim Dandy -	Reply
Subject:	Tour of Andromeda
Date:	9/11/2007 9:24:43 AM

I think the truth came out yesterday when LTL suggested making a bong out of a telescope. See plenty of stars and aliens that way, I'm sure.....

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