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lotowner
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Al-Gebra Movement.
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1/26/2010 10:22:55 PM
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A teacher was arrested at Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said
he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They
derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed
that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.
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GoneFishin
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Al-Gebra Movement.
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1/26/2010 10:56:02 PM
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On behalf of the many silent progressives who frequent the Forum, thanks for that post. It is nice that you feel the importance of awarding another Nobel Prize to our President. You are a credit to the Wing Nut movement and I am sure your fellow Wing Nuts are proud of your fair and balanced post.
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