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GoneFishin
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Martini, Barnie, and all the Tea Party
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11/23/2012 1:45:55 PM (updated 11/23/2012 2:00:29 PM)
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One of Martini's senator is ready to break the no tax increase pledge for the good of the country. As Archie would say, it is time for conservatives to update your political resume cause you can't trust those conservatives. Promise us no increase in taxes and then, for the good of the country, agree to consider an increase.
"U.S. Sen. Saxby Chambliss, R-Ga., said he doesn't think abiding by conservative lobbyist Grover Norquist's anti-tax pledge helps avoid the looming fiscal cliff. Though he signed the pledge, Chambliss said strictly adhering to it will prevent Republicans and Democrats from working together to find a solution for the country's ballooning debt, CNN reported."
Joining Chambliss is Lindsay Graham. "Lindsay Graham, the South Carolina GOP lawmaker, told GreenvilleOnline.com that he’s ready to break the pledge he and other Republicans made to Grover Norquist, the president of Americans for Tax Reform."
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GoneFishin
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MARTINI YOU MISSED THIS ONE
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11/23/2012 7:05:39 PM
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Think the tax revolt is crumbling to reality?????????? Next, it will be gay marriage. Time to reevaluate your social values to be more inclusive than one that is strictly that of an angry white man.
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h_hob
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MARTINI YOU MISSED THIS ONE
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11/23/2012 7:21:51 PM
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Goofy,
Since we have irreconsilable differences, I have taken the liberty to copy this divorce agreement and am serving notice on you and the rest of the liberals. You might want to consult an attorney since many of them are liberals also.
DIVORCe AGReeMeNT
Plaintiffs: Conservative America
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a our separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to all of the liberal judges, the ACLU. La Raza, NAACP and every single "Occupy" person (they can camp out in front of your homes).
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CeO's and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O?Reilly, and Bibles and give you MSNBC and Hollywood, with the exception of Clint eastwood and other Conservative actors.
--You can make nice with Iran , Palestine, the Muslim Brotherhood and other Islamic terrorist groups and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peace-niks, Homosexuals , tree huggers and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors that are willing to work for minimum wage.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. You can write your own history as you see fit.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
Conservative America
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Barbara Streisand, &
Hanoi- Jane Fonda with you (please).
P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for english when you call our country.
All that's left to decide is which side of the country you want.
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GoneFishin
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MARTINI YOU MISSED THIS ONE
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11/23/2012 8:50:18 PM
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Sounds like a fair deal for libs. Your half looks like a rather boring self serving existance. You better give it some serious thought cause once you decide you can't just climb over the fence. We don't want illegal tea party immigrants. Your movies are going to be reuns of Patton and Dirty Harry. We will be watching the next Star Wars. Libs will rule the new world order.
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h_hob
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MARTINI YOU MISSED THIS ONE
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11/24/2012 9:59:30 AM
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I'm going to move in with Uncle Ted if the liberals are going to rule the new world order.
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MartiniMan
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Why are you happy?
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11/24/2012 10:58:52 AM
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You must like 10% unemployment. Oh wait...you have a job so screw the middle class and working poor. The GOP Senators can make whatever deal they want but it needs to get through the House. I wish them luck with that. But here's the deal GF, I believe we don't have a revenue problem, we have a spending problem.
Let me make a prediction, if they get the revenue increases it will be based on promised spending cuts and the the spending cuts won't actually happen. The economy will head back into recession and deficits will soar. I hope I am wrong but if the past has taught us anything it is just that.
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GoneFishin
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I Am Just A Happy Libtard
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11/24/2012 1:14:14 PM
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"Oh wait...you have a job so screw the middle class and working poor." Sounds like an echo from you on Obamacare "Oh wait...you have coverage so screw the middle class and working poor."
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MartiniMan
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I Am Just A Happy Libtard
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11/24/2012 2:15:28 PM
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Of course. That's the definition of the modern liberal. They like policies regardless of how many people have to suffer.....as long as its not them. Which is why liberals give so little to charity. They aren't about helping people, they are all about making themselves feel better about themselves and that's it. But they always want to do it with someone else's money.
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