Name:	GoneFishin -	Reply
Subject:	Clinton Goes Bye Bye
Date:	10/20/2015 5:40:12 PM

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Washington was in turmoil on Tuesday morning as a House select committee abruptly cancelled its Benghazi hearings shortly after former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that she was withdrawing from the Presidential race.

Secretary Clinton’s stunning announcement came at 9:00 A.M., followed by the committee chairman Trey Gowdy’s decision to cancel the hearings at 9:04.

“As you know, we have been preparing for this week’s hearings for months,” Gowdy said. “However, after meeting with fellow committee members over the past four minutes, we’ve come to the conclusion that we know all we need to know about Benghazi.”

Gowdy flatly denied that the decision to cancel the long-awaited Benghazi hearings had anything to do with Clinton’s sudden departure from the race. “We wish her well in whatever her future endeavors may be,” he said.

But shortly after Gowdy’s announcement, Clinton called an impromptu press conference at 9:13 to announce that she was jumping back into the race. “I was just trying to prove a point,” she told reporters, before heading off to campaign stops in Iowa and New Hampshire.

Minutes after Clinton’s second announcement, an irate Gowdy called her decision to reenter the race “beyond unethical” and revealed that the committee’s investigators had just uncovered fresh evidence about Benghazi.

Name:	MartiniMan -	Reply
Subject:	Satire that falls flat......
Date:	10/21/2015 10:19:38 AM

Anyone who has seen Trey Gowdy decimating a witness would know better.  Their work would continue even if Hillary fled the country for Paraguay or joined Assange in the Ecuadorian embassey.  But you are probably missing the bigger issue here.  What the committee does can only inflict political harm in the first place unless someone commits perjury under oath.....and when has that ever resulted in an indictment?  Hint...never.  

The bigger threat is with the FBI investigation and what results from it.  Sure, DOJ can and probably will spike the indictment because I am sure Hillary has some very interesting pictures of Obama and his body man Reggie the love machine.  But it appears they are pissed about her cackling and cracking jokes at their expense and Obama's ignorant prognostications about the eventual outcome of their inquiry.  Hell hath no fury like a beauracracy scorned.........

Either way, Hillary will be the nominee and will likely win the White House.  An electorate that returned Obama to office after four miserable, failed years is an electorate that will succumb to lies about taking away free contraception, lynching of blacks and mass deportations.  Other than the fact that she has ovaries that will be the sum total of her campaign, offer free stuff to the masses and scare them with lies.

Name:	GoneFishin -	Reply
Subject:	Satire that falls flat......
Date:	10/21/2015 11:37:02 AM

Hell with the ovaries give me the free stuff.