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GoneFishin
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Join Me
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8/4/2012 3:15:54 PM
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Join me in wishing Happy Birthday to your President Barack Obama on his 51st birthday. He was born on August 4, 1961, in Hawaii.
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wix
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GOOFY
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8/4/2012 3:52:43 PM
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Did you and all your pals enjoy yourselves at Chick-Fil-A yesterday?
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GoneFishin
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GOOFY CALLING WIXXIE POOH
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8/4/2012 4:10:06 PM
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Thanks for asking and showing concern. Yesterday, I went shark fishing in the Gulf in the AM and early evening. You remind me of my mother always concerned about my well being. Do you have any hobbies?
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wix
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GOOFY CALLING WIXXIE POOH
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8/4/2012 4:17:34 PM
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Only hobby is trying to save wayward democrats before they commit suicide for all of us. Have you been feeling depressed lately?
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GoneFishin
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GOOFY CALLING WIXXIE POOH
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8/4/2012 4:28:19 PM
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No. Should I?
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wix
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GOOFY
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8/4/2012 5:45:26 PM
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Yes. If you think o-BAMA's got your back, you should be very depressed. Stay out of tall buildings. Oh, wait, you plan to vote for the idiot--tall buildings are great.
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comrade
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GOOFY CALLING WIXXIE POOH
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8/4/2012 6:33:29 PM
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How do catch a shark, and what do you do with it once caught?
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GoneFishin
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GOOFY CALLING THE COMMIE
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8/4/2012 7:05:16 PM (updated 8/4/2012 7:15:47 PM)
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I buy frozen bait fish(chum) and put it in a container with holes tied to the boat and throw it overboard. The boat drifts with the current. The warm water melts the chum and creates a slick to attract the sharks. I use similar cut fish for bait and let the lines our without any weight. Catch Blacktip sharks which are around 4-5 feet. Because we are drifting can only put rods out on 1 side.
They fight and come up out of the water.
I use only circle hooks and release all the fish caught. I use a long handle wire cutter to cut the hook at the mouth. The hooks are metal which will rust from the salt water. You allowed to keep daily 1 per person but no more than 2 per boat. They are edible.
They are identified easily by the black tip on their dorsal fin.
PROFESSOR GOOFY
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comrade
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GOOFY CALLING THE COMMIE
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8/4/2012 7:23:52 PM
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Sounds like you have too much free time. I hope you at least have a "FORWARD" sticker on your boat.
(How ironic that Hussein chooses to use the same wording as our military to order people around...)
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GoneFishin
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GOOFY CALLING THE COMMIE
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8/4/2012 7:46:19 PM
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I just hope you keep producing and paying your taxes so I can live off my entitlements. Unfortunately, I don't have enough free time between checking and applying for new entitlements, fishing, and reading the Forum. As long as you and your kind pay the bills why should I sweat it? Think about it.
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comrade
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GOOFY CALLING THE COMMIE
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8/4/2012 8:12:02 PM
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I guess nobody says much if you throw in a chum block with your beer and cigarettes, as long as the EBT card goes through.
Are there a lot of liberal shark hunters out there? Still a shame you have to discriminate against the BLACKtips....
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GoneFishin
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GOOFY CALLING THE COMMIE
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8/4/2012 8:54:56 PM
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They ring it up as salmon filet. Thanks for asking and showing concern.
I lost my government issued cell phone and called them for a replacement. The nice lady said she would send out a replacement at no charge. It pays to be nice. That is why I try to be nice to Mr Cat. If I ever need my boat fixed may be he will fix it free. By the way, she told me one more free replacement and then there will be a $2 co payment. That co pay sucs. I did't lose it on purpose...it just fell into the water when I was taking a picture of a shark.
If I am around libtards, I avoid using BLACKtip and say "I caught one of those sharks" to be politically correct. Just for your information, I researched and there are no gay blacktips.
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comrade
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GOOFY CALLING THE COMMIE
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8/4/2012 9:07:00 PM
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Are you saying that God made BLACKtips different than the rest of us? No person (or shark) chooses to be gay, it just happens - right? So , like extraterrestrial life and a self-reliant liberal, gay BLACKtips MUST exist!
Why couldn't you figure that out Professor?
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GoneFishin
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GOOFY CALLING THE COMMIE
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8/4/2012 9:28:53 PM
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You are correct. You have taught the professor. I have, based on the supposition that they are indeed gay sharks, now have concluded that there are, likewise, GAY chickens. They are born that way as they are hatched from those colored eggs called Easter Eggs. I assume you would agree that we should not be hiding them for our kids to find. It would be horrible for a kid to handle a egg with a gay chick inside. Even worse, you might be eating a gay chicken sandwich.
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comrade
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GOOFY CALLING THE COMMIE
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8/4/2012 9:51:06 PM
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Again Professor, it doesn't matter what you touch, eat, see, or fondle. If you are gay, it just happens.
But to become liberal requires advertising and promises......
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GoneFishin
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GOOFY CALLING THE COMMIE
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8/4/2012 10:03:18 PM (updated 8/4/2012 10:11:48 PM)
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We have strayed terribly from the message of the post. It is not totally your fault as i accept equal blame. Join me and wish YOUR President Happy Birthday on his 51st birthday as he took a day off from his busy schedule to play golf.
Everyone is born liberal and those with limited abilities become conservatives. It is the gene pool...the gene pool got it????? The Log Cabin Republicans love you and your fellow wing nuts and share that same gene pool. I saw it advertised last month...I promise I read it in a magazine that the Log Cabin was seeking members.
http://www.logcabin.org/site/c.nsKSL7PMLpF/b.5468093/k.BE4C/Home.htm
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comrade
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GOOFY CALLING THE COMMIE
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8/4/2012 10:14:07 PM
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Do you feel guilty?
BHO didn't feel guilty when he teed off this morning, and I'm sure he doesn't want you to feel bad about anything either - even killing BLACKtip sharks. Always accept what happens, and everything will be OK. Exhale. Smile.
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